Ollie X

Thursday, May 05, 2005

Ollie X to Release duet with Snoop Doggy dog !!


Ollie X Storms the Rap Scene !

 

National Enquirer : New York May 4th,2005,

 

Insiders say that Ollie X, the renowned chanteuse with a penchant for the eclectic side, has completed a duet rap single with Snoop Doggy dog !


Every one in the industry is quite excited.  Jeffery Tobin at Geffen Records claims to have arranged the $3 million dollar deal in which Ollie X would appear on Snoop’s single.  “High Demand is an understatement” said Tobin…of Ollie X and her fan base.   Snoop and X were seen exiting the East Los Angeles recording studios late Tuesday night after putting the finishing touches on their “hard edge gangster rap”.

 

Industry experts expect this to be the tip of the iceberg in terms of exposure for Ollie X .   

 

Roger Ebert, the famed movie analyst, expects the new song; tentatively titled “Move on with your bad Self !” to be part of the soundtrack to the upcoming final installment for Star Wars.  Apparently the Darth Vader character enters a scene with Miss Ollie X rapping “Move on with your bad Self!”. 

 

“Move on with your bad Self!” has echoes of James Brown and Marvin Gaye with of course the street sounds of East LA brought in by Snoop Doggy dog !

 

“We are all excited !!” exclaimed Michael Bullion; Time Warner CEO and Ollie’s signing manager.   We expect big things for Miss X going into the future.

 

On Wednesday, Ollie X was seen in lower Manhattan, driving her new red  Maserati in the lower Soho district.  Apparently she had bought the car with royalty advances from the expected chart topping CD.

 

What’s next for Ollie X.   “Well” proclaims Ollie X, “..I have lined up Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails and David Bowie to do a Christmas CD; the Pet Shop Boys will produce”.   Asked what inspired Miss X to do a Christmas CD, she claims “well it came to me one day while I was out riding my bike and remembering all the Christmas songs that I use to sing with my Grandpa”.  When pressed to confirm the appearance of Luciano Pavoratti, the acclaimed opera singer, on her Christmas CD, Ollie says that Bono from U2 has talked him into doing a “punked” up rendition of “Rudolf the Red Nose Reindeer”.

 

 

Wednesday, May 04, 2005

Ollie X's Grandma's glasses

           

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Ollie X had a bowl of Sugar Crisp cereal with a chocolate milk (8 oz)….then went for a 5 mile run…..now, she did this while wearing bedroom slippers and reading the morning papers using her Grandma’s reading glasses…..I suppose 1 mile would look like 5 miles through Grandma Renae’s Glasses…

Ollie X's birth announcement September 2000

RAINEY, Jessinda Madonia & James        Daughter            30

http://www.charter-pierce.org/bhsep00.htm#M